May 2013
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
Me: -hears 0.01 second of a song-
Me: Turn it up this is my favorite song!!
anothersliceofcheesecake:
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
omfg that took me a while to process x
vintageprincess48:
enjolrizzle:
wiccanthropy:
consultivedetectiveintraining:
eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:
agehachou:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have...
bad-wolf-of-baskerville:
guceubcuesu:
insert-awesome-title-here:
jensensparkles:
adrimnzr:
ruffalowildwings:
lilcalcifer:
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
baby it’s mildly frigid outside
Inexcusably...
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
encourage:
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
bangcaster:
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
phantasmasgoria-moth-gate:
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
Lol I can’t even graph a polynomial function
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
