I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
Me: -hears 0.01 second of a song-
Me: Turn it up this is my favorite song!!
anothersliceofcheesecake: psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’ omfg that took me a while to process x
vintageprincess48: enjolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: eternalpurgatoryofdestiel: agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon have...
bad-wolf-of-baskerville: guceubcuesu: insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son baby it’s mildly frigid outside Inexcusably...
dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
encourage: Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
bangcaster: you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
phantasmasgoria-moth-gate: bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function Lol I can’t even graph a polynomial function
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago